Archive for January, 2006

Tooting My Own Horn

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Man, two day’s in a row of Vintage Pat references! Yesterday, on January 24th, 2006 FoxNews.com’s Out There ran a story about flatulent herrings, which they tastefully titled “Something Smells Fishy Here.” Yes, haha, funny, and mildly clever. Bravo.
Does anyone remember my former ‘catch-phrase’ (can you even have a catch-phrase’ if no one actually reads your work?), “Once again, ahead of the curve?” Yeah, I think it applies here.
Not yesterday, but 803 days ago, on November 14th, 2003(!!!), I wrote (second item down) about flatulent herrings, in a piece that I brilliantly titled “Something Smells Fishy.” I am not making this up.
Amazingly, both stories refer to the same team of scientists that have chosen, for some reason (probably a large government grant), to study fish farts. Unfortunately, I’d suspect that there is more than one inquiry going on into the study of aquatic anal escapages, but that’s beside the point. What on earth IS the point, you ask?
The Fox story is interesting and everything (not to mention over two years late), but I included a link to the actual sound. So there (pbbthhh)!

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(Unfortunately, it appears that the original fish-fart link is dead. That stinks. The updated link above, however, is functioning at full force.)

Whisker Away

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

I hate to shave. This may be because it is a complete exercize in futility, since I inevitably end up with a 5 o’clock shadow at 8:30 in the morning. Once, over two years ago, I included a anti-shaving screed in a blog that I did. I will not get into the finer points of how shaving is evil since you can easily re-read the old blog. Or, for many of you, read it for the first time. Instead, what I will do is post a photo of an ingrown whisker that I removed today.
Yes, I know that it is gross. But maybe now you understand why my face and I have a strong, loathe-filled, abusive relationship.

New Music: Imogen Heap

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

The new Imogen Heap album, “Speak For Yourself” is streaming online courtesy of her site, http://www.imogenheap.co.uk. You may or may not know Imogen from her work in Frou Frou. Regardless, I think everyone should at least follow the link and listen to track 5, “Hide and Seek.” It is a production and composition masterpiece, and the performance isn’t too shabby either.
I have really been enjoying the record. It is, for the most part, dance-ish pop driven by (killer) female vocals. Dido-meets-David-Gray-meets-The-Benjamin-Gate-meets-Moby. It is a pretty mellow album with some great grooves – good driving music. Pat gives it, completely arbitrarily, 3.5 stars out of 5. Maybe 4. I don’t know, it’s arbitrary. What do you want from me?

Purchase Imogen Heap’s “Speak For Yourself”

Call-outs

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

Last night I watched part of the Illinois-Indiana basketball game. I have no real vested interest in either of those teams, which is probably why I spent a lot of time watching what was going on away from the ball. Specifically, I noticed that Indiana Forward Marco Killingsworth is a giant thug who deserves to be taken to the woodshed by Shaq, Jared Homan, or both. After every Illinois possession, Killingsworth would run down the court and put a shoulder into the Illinois defender who was standing in the middle of the lane. EVERY possession. Jog down the court, find defender, shove. It was unbelievable. Fortunately, referee Curtis Shaw must have been paying some sort of attention.
Near the end of the first half, Illinois defender Shaun Pruitt stepped back as Killingsworth started his shove. Killingsworth responded by stepping into Pruitt and pushing harder. Pruitt pushed back. Killingsworth put a forearm to Pruitt’s neck/elbow to his face, and Shaw called an intentional foul. He must have been paying close attention, because the whole thing happened in an instant, and the whistle blew just as I started screaming at the TV. Amazingly, the story on espn.com makes no mention of this.
What the story does highlight, however, is how Killingsworth played with enormous back pain, managing to come back for a great second half. Said Marco (I am not making this up), “At halftime, I just prayed.” Said Pat, “You are lucky God wasn’t feeling smiteful.”
An additional lowlight: Indiana coach Mike Davis’ comments on the intentional foul: “The officials have had some words with Marco about his actions inside. What do you say to him during the half? …Marco’s an enforcer. We want Marco to play with intensity and play with emotion all the time.” Perhaps, Mike, but do you want him to throw an elbow on offense, before the ball has even crossed the time line? That’s not intensity, that’s a cheap shot.
Maybe this blog isn’t big enough to have an impact, but I’m putting it out there – referees, coaches, Indiana staff and faculty, Big Ten officials: do something about this. Suspend him, rebuke him, take away a week’s salary… I don’t care. Do something. Marco Killingsworth is an embarrassment to your conference and the game of basketball.

PatCast – Santa Claus and Effect

Monday, January 16th, 2006

Pat Blair’s Prodigious Podcast, Patent Pending.
#12 – Santa Claus and Effect – Listen Here!
(You can also stream ALL of my PatCasts from odeo.com)

Purchase today’s tune: “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” from Hilary Duff on Santa Claus Lane

Solo Gig

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

Just a friendly reminder – tomorrow (Thursday) night, the 12th, I am playing a solo gig at the recently remodeled Bali Satay House here in Ames (it is much larger now). I play from about 9:45 to 10:30, followed by Jade Lea (an R&B (???) band) and Insidedown (punk group from Mason City). Cost is $5. Also, my new EP “Crapshoot” will be for sale.
If you plan on coming (AWESOME) please attempt to be punctual. Thanks in advance, too – I know there are plenty of things to do with your $5 and Thursday nights!
As always, stay tuned to www.myspace.com/patblairmusic for more updates.