Archive for October, 2006

Dilbert Makes Me Giggle

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Some times certain comic strips just seem to be little glances into my life. Sometimes I sweep my apartment to make sure they aren’t spying on me.
Click on the frame to see the full strip.

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(It’s funny ’cause it’s true)

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(It’s pathetic ’cause it’s true)

As always, visit dilbert.com on a daily basis to read the comics and click on the ads.

Wanna Book Bands for the M-Shop?

Monday, October 30th, 2006

The M-Shop in the ISU Memorial Union is hiring two new directors. If I were a student, I’d apply. Should you?

  1. Develop and coordinate all aspects of the M-Shop live music series.
    • Makes offers to bands and groups in consultation with the M-Shop advisor and SUB.
    • Functions as a public relations person for events in the M-Shop programs, arranging for the hospitality and hosting of bands.
  2. Oversees the scheduling of other events and programs in the M-Shop.
  3. Plans any special promotions with the Program Staff or Bar Manager.
  4. Works with the M-Shop Advisor, Bar Manager, and SUB in determining and enforcing the M-Shop Policy for events by non-SUB student organizations in the M-Shop…

If you’re an ISU student, interested in live music, and involved in the Rock, I’d encourage you to apply here.

Big Show Reminder

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

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This is your final reminder: tomorrow, Friday night, will be the Halloween concert of the year! It takes place at the Bali Satay House, featuring Andy Flattery, Rendered, and The Lone Strangers. Doors open at 9pm, music starts at 10pm, and the Strangers will take the stage shortly before 11pm. And, trust me, you don’t want to miss this entrance.
This is also a costume party: if you wear a costume, it only costs you $2 to get in, plus, the person with the best costume gets a $100 Gift Certificate to the Bali Satay Restaurant and Night Club. Since the bands are ineligible, you might actually have a shot at this, so get to work! Oh – the show is ages 18+. And you don’t HAVE to wear a costume. So there are basically no excuses not to come.
Invite your friends – it’s gonna be packed! It’s gonna be crazy! It’s gonna be the party of the weekend!
See you there!

Show Me the Money

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Who Profits From College Sports? asks the Wall Street Journal.
Apparently Congress is starting to wonder about this big non-profit organization known as the NCAA, and wondering how things like “tax-exempt” and “$545 million basketball TV deal” are ending up in the same sentence. My question? What took so long? The mafia (not that they exist) must be jealous of the NCAA, which has to be the biggest, boldest racket of all time. You know what NCAA REALLY stands for? No Competition, Absolute Authority (wielded with all the grace of a drunken rhino, if I do say so myself).
It’s good that someone is finally asking some questions about this, and it’s good that some changes are on the way, but it’s too bad that the Federal Government is leading the charge, and it’s too bad that no one will make the correction suggestion: it’s time to start paying student athletes. OVER the table. I hate to burst anyone’s bubble, but D-1A College sports are a for-profit business, and the participants are getting paid. For crying out loud, Reggie Bush made more money in his last year at USC than I made in my entire career in the insurance agency. I’ve heard stories from reliable sources of non-star football players at D-1AA schools getting a weekly unofficial stipend of several hundred dollars. If Rhett Bomar and co. were not careless idiots, he would have made $18,000 last summer for NOT WORKING. Even the supposedly squeaky-clean Roy Williams arranged to have players paid cash and given clothes.
Right, right – just because people are breaking the rules doesn’t mean that we should change them. But the widespread disregard for the rules demonstrates that there is a market value for players, and that in a non-regulated climate, they would be fairly compensated for their services. No, a scholarship doesn’t count. Just shut up, you are silly and making yourself look bad. You are arguing that a National Merit Scholar, such as myself, provided as much value to Iowa State in 2000-2001 as Marcus Fizer or Jamaal Tinsley. Yup, that’s absurd. Can we move on?
USC received a $14.9 million payout for appearing in last year’s BCS championship. Well, the conference did. After what the NCAA skimmed off the top. During the Bush/Leinert era, estimates are that USC gained an additional $35 million in football ticket revenue alone. That doesn’t count things like jersey sales and merchandise sales, additional TV revenue, not to mention intangible publicity and recruiting for the University. The top 20 D-1A football programs average a 60% profit margin. 60%. Wall Street execs are, as you read this, weeping at the thought of such gaudy possibilities. USC coach Pete Carroll, making an estimated $2-$3 million annually for the next 4 years, has built quite a personality for himself, but he’s not the reason that USC is averaging over 85,000 in attendance.  No, its stars like Bush and Matt Leinert, who get a scholarship that’s worth about $25,000 per year.  You do the math.
Bush and Leinert are both going to make lots of money playing in the NFL, but not all of their teammates, who helped generate the money for USC, will get the opportunity.  A lot of these guys major in “Football” and minor in “Partying Like a Rock Star,” only 55% of them will graduate (yup, that’s right, half – check the WSJ article), and will leave with not much to show for it.  That’s morally reprehensible.
Break up the NCAA.  Make it a for-profit and publicly traded.  Pay college athletes.  Create NFL-style salary caps: combined with already existing factors like playing time, TV exposure, geography, etc. it should HELP parity in D-1 big-time college sports.  Create clearly-define ways for boosters to contribute to these caps, or, if they choose, to non-revenue sports, in order to continue to provide scholarships to the real STUDENT-athletes.  Enhance the penalties for boosters, players, universities, and, most importantly, COACHES who cheat.  If a coach leaves the school, the penalty should follow him.  Increasing both rewards and punishments for the players will go a long way to make the system less corrupt than it currently is.
And, seriously, start paying these guys.  Watch Bowl Games, watch the Final Four, and tell me that college sports aren’t a real business.  They are, so let’s pay the guys creating the revenue.  There’s no reason not to.

Grilled Cheese… Explosions…

Thursday, October 19th, 2006

Grilled Cheese… sandwiches are one of the greatest foods of all time. The are easy to make, very tasty, and completely unhealthy. If you are unfamiliar with them, you should schedule a meal at my apartment. I will make you your own personal, very tasty sandwich. A lot of cheese and a little garlic will go a long way. And a lot of butter. Don’t forget the butter. Fritos corn chips also add to the health-food experience.

Explosions… in the Sky are my new favorite band. They play ambient indie-rock without ridiculous things like synthesizers. All you need is a Tele (or an SG), a DL-4, and a good tube amp with spring reverb, and you’re set. Oh, yeah, and the ability to write monstrous, emotional, instrumental soundscapes that make me cry. Must be a Texas thing.
Explosions in the Sky did the soundtrack to Friday Night Lights, and, if you’re anything like me, make you want to cry at odd moments in a high-school football movie. Listen. They’re good. Very good. Like grilled cheese sandwiches.

Costume Party

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

Start sewing now, because Halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means: A Lone Strangers Costume Party Extravaganza! The date has changed, so correct your calendars: this year’s show takes place on Friday, October 27th. Chris Tomlin had the gall to schedule a show on the 28th, but since we felt sorry from him and didn’t want to hurt his ticket sales, we graciously rescheduled our party.
Details:
Costume Party With:
The Lone Strangers, Rendered, and more acts TBA.
Friday, October 27th, 9pm
The Bali Satay House, Ames, IA
Ages 18+; $2 cover if you’re wearing a costume, $5 if you’re not
Drink specials, including $5 domestic pitchers until midnight
Best costume wins $100 bar tab.

How ridiculous will this show be?

Not as ridiculous as Red Hot Chili Pepper John Frusciante’s effects pedal board, but close. So don’t miss out!

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Incidentally, can you believe the size of that wedge monitor? I mean, yes, the man has, at my count, seven (7!!!) different MoogerFooger pedals (best name ever, by the way) AND a Line 6 Filter Modeler, along with the required DS-1, DL-4, etc. But seriously – that monitor is bigger than most arena PA’s.
The whole setup does make me feel better about my ever-growing pile of effects, though. I was afraid things were starting to get out of hand, but after seeing this, I have a long way to go. That means time for more stuff, right?

Update Your Registry -OR- Go Vote You Nincompoop

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

This used to be a very political blog. I think it’s because when I had a real job, I had nothing better to do than sit around and read online news for 6 hours a day. You could make the case that I still have nothing better to do, but since I’m not tethered to my computer, I have the option of doing other things. Like watching TV.
In case you’ve been living in a bubble, or perhaps have simply been able to ignore the radio ads, tv ads, newspapers, yard signs, etc., you are probably aware that there’s an election of some sort coming up here in the near future. November 7th, to be exact. In order to participate (which you should), you need to be registered to vote by October 28th. Have you moved since the last election? You need to reregister. If you are attending college but have a permanent address in a different state and/or county, you can either request an absentee ballot from your ‘home’ location, or you can register to vote with your current address. Yes, dorm addresses count (as an aside, I highly recommend changing to an Iowa residence for anyone that is from out-of-state – You get to vote in a Presidential primary (ok, caucus) that matters, and most Iowa seats are always hotly contested).
OK, fine, Pat. Where/how do I register?
Good question, I’m glad you asked.
There are folks at the Ames Public Library every evening for the next week or so that will be happy to help you out. You can download a pdf from the Story County Elections page. Or you can contact the Story County Republicans (or Democrats), and my guess is that they will probably come to your door at a time of your choosing.  The previously mentioned Story County Elections page has sample ballots (along with all kinds of other great stuff and useful links), and you can figure out your Ward and Precinct by checking here.
So what are you waiting for?  Clock’s tickin’ – get registered and get ready to vote.  Otherwise I’ll kick you in the pancreas.
If you don’t know who to vote for, keep checking back – I’ll tell you.

Last Minute Pat Blair Solo Acoustic Show For Real Verbose

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

The local support cancelled at the last minute, so I’ll be playing an opening set at the Bali tonight – Thursday 10/5. After me will be the Underwater City People from Los Angeles, CA.  After that there will probably be much Karaoke and Gnashing of Teeth (which would also be an excellent name for a band).
Ages 18+, probably a $3 cover, but maybe $5.  Show at 9:30(ish)pm.

Lightspeed Rejection

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Today I think I set several new records: I submitted applications for 3 jobs. I am in the process of posting my second blog in 2 hours. I was feeling pretty good about myself. Then I got rejected for one of the jobs that I had applied for.

Tue 10/3/2006 3:17 PM

Dear Patrick,
Thank you for applying… You will be emailed as your application status changes.

Tue 10/3/2006 4:26 PM

I would like to thank you for applying… We have reviewed your background with regard to this position… another candidate has been selected for this position.

WHOA! It only took you 69 minutes to figure that out?  Are you kidding?  Are you sure you didn’t miss at least SOME positive attributes?  Maybe even one?  I mean, I have a college degree, and you were only asking for a high-school diploma!  Are you SURE you don’t want to reconsider?  Ouch.
I guess this is why I don’t do speed-dating.

H.I.M.-null

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

If any of you find yourself listening to the band H.I.M. – or, specifically, their song “Killing Lonliness” – let me recommend to you The Juliana Theory – and, specifically, their album “Love.”
Not only did the Juliana Theory record with this sound first, they did it better.  To top it off, while HIM busily denies being Satan worshipers (they’re just into really dark stuff, apparently), The Juliana Theory always denied being a Christian band – some of their members were Christians, just not ALL of them.
The Juliana Theory broke up this spring, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late to get into them.  Especially if you’re into H.I.M.