Sometimes it is possible to make an advertisement convey everything in every aspect, every possible nuance, that you do not want someone to think.
If I were making an ad that encouraged people to NOT buy the Line6 Toneport, it would probably look exactly like this. Which I guess, is good, because you shouldn’t buy it. Ever. It is horrible. And that dude from Maroon 5 uses it. What more do you want?
Hooray for posts that only 4 people will understand!
So I should send mine back?
Give us more alienating posts! Huzzah!
OK That settles it. I’m not buying one!
Dude, I’m trading!
Why do I get the feeling that he didn’t really say that, and someone wrote that quote for him, paid him a bunch, and then put his name on it?
Because who says something ‘rules’ and is ’super easy’ in one paragraph. They should have stuck a ‘dude’ on the front and back